the doctor is tired - i_am_a_cylon

under attack

Holy fucking shit. This morning I'd set my alarm at 11 (cause I had a day off and needed the sleep, dammit) but did I get to sleep til then? Oh, hell no. At 8:30 I wake up, feeling like my arm is going to come off. I wear glasses/contacts, so I just saw some blurry black monster sitting on my arm. I grabbed it, threw it into the wall and ran away. My dad went down and killed the thing, and brought it up to me.

It was a bumblebee. A fucking bumblebee.

My life sucks.
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pstump being a cutie

fic: me pete, you patrick [1/1]

Me Pete, You Patrick
R || ~1,600

Notes: caveman!AU. No, I'm sorry to say that I'm not joking. justtothesea  is completely to blame, she was even adamant about me using the word 'loincloth'. You, my friend, are awesome and have the greatest brain ever. Plus, she drew me toga!Patrick, so.

Here we go.

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pstump being a cutie

fic: i took my time (i hurried up) - part four

i took my time (i hurried up) [4/4]
R || ~2,000 words

This is it, you guys. Thanks for sticking it out with me. I've met some really cool new people because of this story, and I just gotta say thanks to each and every one of you. Hope you'll like the last part.

part one
part two
part three


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the doctor is tired - i_am_a_cylon

meme thing

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

Okay, here we go.

afterxbirth gave me Tom DeLonge, Gustaf Noren and Pete Wentz.


Gustaf Norén. It hurts me. It physically hurts me to do this, but I would have to throw him off a cliff if these were my choices. Sorry, honey, still love your band, though.


Tom DeLonge. Oh, man. Oh, man. Look at that guy. There is no fucking way I'd kick this man out of bed. Please take advantage of me, Mr. DeLonge. (Also, we're piercing buddies! Mine's on the left side, though.)


Pete Wentz. Yes, I'd marry Pete Wentz. I know, this little dude is probably clinically insane and oh god, was I concerned when I heard that he was gonna be a father, but you know what? He's on top of shit. He's a good dad, a good husband, has a great career. What more can you ask, really?

Any takers?

the doctor is tired - i_am_a_cylon

fic: i took my time (i hurried up) [2/4]

Title: i took my time (i hurried up)   [2/4]
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: R (language)
Wordcount: whole story: 10,500 -- this part: 3,600
Summary: It's a story about growing up and falling in love. With Pete Wentz.
Oh, please.
It's an AU where Pete & Patrick's parents are best friends, so P&P have known each other since the beginning. FOB exists. Thanks goes to justtothesea</lj>  and cieluna</lj>  who both read it and survived.

 part one

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